treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
you notice her across the room. a sexy lady whos also classy. as your eyes lock, a bit of paper lands in her eye and makes it go real bloodshot
laughing because she is.
i actually did laugh when I saw this in theaters because this is a very real guilt tactic parents use and it’s 100% effective
its called gaslighting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting